2011 February
Feb 17
Joanot Martorell in Valencia
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The Centro del Carme in Valencia, Spain, will present the exhibition “Joanot Martorell and the autumn of chivalry” (Joanot Martorell and the autumn of the cavalry), a show dedicated to the writer and knight who wrote “Tirant lo Blanch” and will present the stage he spent his life through.

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The presentation will mark the sixth centenary of the birth of Valencian knight and the 550 years since he began writing his most important work. In Joanot Martorell and the Autumn of the Cavalry there will be more than a hundred works of art from 23 different institutions such as the Toledo Museum of Army, the Imperial Armory Art and History Museum of Vienna and the National Archaeological Museum in Madrid.

The most important works that will be exhibited will be a full armor (one of the few in the world) that was created in the same armory where Martorell ordered the one he used to fight against his cousin, the sword of the king of Hungary and the wallpaper showing one of the passages of the Trojan War.

Why is this knight so important? For those who do not know, Martorell is considered the author of the first great modern novel in Europe and the capacity of observation and memory through each one of its pages.

More info: http://www.centredelcarme.com/

Centro del Carme: C/ Museo, 2 – 4, 46003 Valencia, Spain

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For this reason if you want to know one of the most important Spanish literature characters the best bet is to rent apartments in Valencia and not miss the chance to enjoy an exhibition, which runs through March 13, 2011, where you will not only learn from Joanot Martorell, but also on Spanish history.

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Feb 9

We recently talked about one of the most spectacular body modifications that exist, and which take the art of piercing to a new level. It is the division of the tongue or “forked tongue”, the procedure by which the tongue is divided neatly into two halves, giving greater mobility and a semblance with reptilian tongue…

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I remember the first time I saw this body modification: I was in the tattoo parlor and body piercing of a friend in Valencia I had just met. Looking at the photographs book kindly made available to customers, I was surprised to see in the last pages a tongue with a dotted line painted at its center. Turning the page I saw what I was thinking: the same tongue split into two halves! I looked up, surprised, I watched my friend… And then she stuck out her tongue and I realized for the first time that she wore a beautiful forked tongue.

There are several methods to split the tongue: surgical scalpel cut (the most common one), use of a sheet of red-hot wire, gradually enlarged over several weeks of a pierced tongue, or even the knife cut previously cauterized using a laser. It is hard to contain a thrill when reviewing these methods and figure them into practice, but don’t forget that local anesthetic can be used to make the cuts more bearable… Even though, we can expect a certain amount of pain, as the tongue is an area with a high density of nerves.

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I recommend you to go to a serious store of body modifications with staff that can inspire confidence… The Valencia store to which I refer in this article is called Blackball Tattoo, and can be found in Alboraya, at number 19 on the street Benimaclet. Those brave enough to go near there after renting apartments in Valencia remember to say hello from me to my friend Desiree!

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Feb 3
How to organize an orgy
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No matter what they say, almost everyone wants. A truth that doesn’t need to be argued is that most people want to participate in an orgy, but they do not know how or do not dare to say it. If your philanthropic vocation wants to meet these hidden social desires you just have to order some details for people to release and run their fantasies.

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First of all you need to find a comfortable place. Look for something private and closed to avoid disturbing the neighbors.

Then you need to have a group of friends of both sexes. Invite especially the most sexually open-minded ones and make sure you do not invite both members of a couple, especially if they have never participated together in an orgy. The issue of matching the number of men and women is one of the most complex challenges and therefore you have to send invitations and ask people to confirm their attendance in advance. The best thing you can do is to find an excuse because if you say you plan an orgy you will encounter some resistance.

Something you should not forget is the acclimation of the place, accompanied with good music, soft lighting and caloric foods. Nuts, cheeses and fruits are usually good aphrodisiac. Try to avoid any food that requires prolonged digestion.

Another thing to consider is the room temperature; you must make the space hot enough so that people can wear light clothes. If it’s a hot day you can say that the air conditioning broke so that your friends take off excess clothing for themselves. Make from sensuality of sweat a tool to your advantage.

It’s really important to have alcohol to drink. Not only because a good spirit does uninhibit the more timid ones, but also because it serves for people to pretend to be drunk and blame it all on alcohol.

The biggest obstacle to demolish is the biases, so the first thing is to help your friends to demolish their defensive armor. For this you should be the role model, unbiased and behaving open, fresh, fun, good humor, kind, friendly and try to speak in a calm voice soft and slow.

As Sancho Panza seconded Don Quixote in his quest, you must discover and encourage one of your friends who will be willing to follow you in the task of exciting this group. If you notice someone’s sexual power you must help him/her to be unleashed and when released, this person will spread it to the rest and warm up the scene.

Finally you must take the initiative and take the initial step; you can undress in front of everybody or kiss the first one you have at your hand. It is basic for a group of people who want to do an orgy with you is you having zero ties and of course, not missing condoms.

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First of all you need to find a comfortable place. For that, rent apartments in Valencia and look for something private and closed to avoid disturbing the neighbors.

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